New Who reviews

The Doctor and Donna crash a party with Agatha Christie, the full cast of Cluedo, a giant wasp and no unicorn

The Tenth Doctor mothers the short-lived fruit of his loins following his arm being raped by newborn soldiers fighting fish people without a backstory.

It’s The Clone Wars but with a baked potato planet and a nuclear weapons Tinder app.

A maniacal not-quite-Zuckerberg-or-Hugo-Drax-clone creates killer TomToms and hotboxes the elderly

Slavery, Overacting and some Seriously Good Writing in this Cerebral New Who Episode

It’s Volcano Day in Pompeii and Peter Capaldi appears as the pater familias of the Cambridge Latin course while Karen Gillan worships freaking lava monsters!!

Donna’s years of waiting for her favourite genocidal maniac finally come to an end, and half of us rejoice.

Angelic Oddjobs, Kylie and handicap shaming. It must be Christmas!

Super Jesus vs. The Second-Last of the Time Lords

The Master shows the world his balls