The Doctor’s wife and slightly older than her mother, Amy Pond, who was also a companion of the Doctor’s and also tried to shag him, River Song’s real name was Melody Pond, except no one calls her that. Kidnapped as an infant and brainwashed to murder The Doctor, River Song grew up to become a sonic-wielding badass and veritable Indiana-Jones/Mata-Hari transporter accident.
An epic romp and the episode that should have been called “Just let it go to voicemail”
Behold the conclusion to the Weeping Angel double-feature that by its own internal logic should never have occurred in the first place.
Hallucinogenic lipstick, clerics in camouflage and a maze ball. The Weeping Angels must be back!
The Runaway Bride finally gets herself a husband and takes care of cookie-cutter kids in Star Trek Generation’s “Nexus”.
A tonne of foreshadowing and a very common courtesy unit, plus the very first appearance of Professor River Song (on our timeline)