New Who reviews

It’s Rose’s last episode (sort of), with Sarcastic Daleks, a Doc who doesn’t give a damn, and a Tyler family reunion

Giant levers, office romance, and apparently everyone’s OK with ghosts

Superfluous singing, the power of love and some of the worst parenting ever.

ELO, an obese alien and a living cement fleshlight in possibly the most divisive episode of Doctor Who to date.

Ass-shots, vent farts and a fire-breathing ethicist.

Ood, Electric Brain YoYos, and demonic, temporary tattoos.

A large hat is about to be placed on a little lady while the rest of us are being turned into faceless drones.

The Doc euthanises a young bride-to-be, tortures millions of people to death, and then Mickey and Jake go to France.

A crazy billionaire creates the Cybermen in a bizarro London, and alternate-universe-Mickey (aka Ricky) is really angry.

Clockword androids watch as the Doctor snogs a woman he met when she was a little girl. And then there’s a horse.