New Who reviews

Doc and Martha are nearly showered in excrement on their first non-date and Shakespeare couldn’t be randier in this pseudo historical

Identical cousins, rhino police and a little old lady from space. We review Martha Jones’ debut as The Tenth Doctor’s new companion.

A Killer Christmas Star, a frustrated bride, and it turns out our world is just cosmic dirt wrapped around a spider nest

It’s Rose’s last episode (sort of), with Sarcastic Daleks, a Doc who doesn’t give a damn, and a Tyler family reunion

Giant levers, office romance, and apparently everyone’s OK with ghosts

Superfluous singing, the power of love and some of the worst parenting ever.

ELO, an obese alien and a living cement fleshlight in possibly the most divisive episode of Doctor Who to date.

Ass-shots, vent farts and a fire-breathing ethicist.

Ood, Electric Brain YoYos, and demonic, temporary tattoos.

A large hat is about to be placed on a little lady while the rest of us are being turned into faceless drones.