New Who reviews

A creepy child telekinetically controls toy monkeys and makes gas masks grow out of people’s faces, and we meet Captain Jack for the first time!

Rose rescues her dead dad; Jackie is immortal; and in the end we forget that our hero is a cheating, lying, lousy husband.

The Doc robs a cash machine; Rose drinks a cup of beef; and Adam proves he’s a prick by getting a hole drilled into his forehead.

The Doctor tries to save a life, then end it at all costs, while Rose takes the moral high-ground, and also gets a new boyfriend.

Part 2 of the farting aliens saga, in which The Doctor jeopardises Rose’s life and UNIT employs the dumbest password ever.

The Doctor takes Rose back to London and traumatises her mother, while flatulent aliens stage a coup.

Doc and Rose accidentally materialise in Cardiff and go Ghostbusting with Charles Dickens.

The Doc takes Rose to the End of the World, but there’s no restaurant there.

The doctor gets a facelift and a brand new companion in this opener to the 2005 revival.