Margaret Thatcher’s husband runs away with the baker’s apprentice and the indigenous species receives zero reparations

All in all, yeah, a pretty promising thrill-ride season opener

Doc Fluxes Skaro in the final Dalek story of Classic Who

After Captain Jack breaks Doc out of not-Shada, they team up with the Scoobies for one last adventure as a fam

The 3,000-year-old supervisor of a shopping mall uses a hypnosis doubloon to recruit henchmen in a serial that channels iconic moments from 80s cinema.

Doctor Who is Redacted and we’re told Doc was The Chosen One all along

A monarch fleeing genocide hides among alien tourists at a Welsh Butlin’s where no one reacts to her green baby

Doc ditches the fam at the end of the Cyber Wars and Irish Moses grows up to be the village super cop

Doc and Mel B dodge senior citizen cannibals and team up with colour-coded girl gangs against the fascists standing in their way of a swimming pool

A chilling new nemesis in search of a firmware upgrade terrorises a literary coterie at the absolute zenith of its creativity