The Tenth Doctor mothers the short-lived fruit of his loins following his arm being raped by newborn soldiers fighting fish people without a backstory.
It’s The Clone Wars but with a baked potato planet and a nuclear weapons Tinder app.
A maniacal not-quite-Zuckerberg-or-Hugo-Drax-clone creates killer TomToms and hotboxes the elderly
Slavery, Overacting and some Seriously Good Writing in this Cerebral New Who Episode
It’s Volcano Day in Pompeii and Peter Capaldi appears as the pater familias of the Cambridge Latin course while Karen Gillan worships freaking lava monsters!!
Donna’s years of waiting for her favourite genocidal maniac finally come to an end, and half of us rejoice.
A Killer Christmas Star, a frustrated bride, and it turns out our world is just cosmic dirt wrapped around a spider nest