The Third Doctor > Jo Grant > Daemons > Gargoyles > Satan > Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart > U.N.I.T. > The Master
The Master summons homicidal Morris Dancers, a Daemon and a gargoyle with a spring in his step to grant him godlike powers, and obviously everything goes wrong.
The Tenth Doctor > Rose Tyler > Ood > Satan
Ass-shots, vent farts and a fire-breathing ethicist.
Ood, Electric Brain YoYos, and demonic, temporary tattoos.