Peri Brown

Entirely different mind transplant technologies and Chekhov’s waisted stinger

The Doctor, The Valeyard and The Inquisitor sit down to MST3K a great episode of Doctor Who

Davros soufflés the venerable dead and Soylent-Greens the rest while an annoying DJ provides the narration

An alien demi-lizard in the future dispatches Blue Man Group androids to kidnap Peri, while exiling non-conformist subjects to 19th century Scotland

The Second Doctor is back and teaming up with The Sixth against alien gluttons and bearded Sontarans in Seville

New Exiled Time Lady in town, The Rani, teams up with The Master in a bid to siphon brain juice from human heads, plot global domination and/or turn people into trees

Team TARDIS and James Bond Jr go full Running Man, battling militarised mobility scooters and diaper zombies

Discount Danny Ocean, Ice Capades and Decapitations Galore make up this glorious return to Telos

A freshly regenerated Sixth Doctor arises discombobulated and edgy, but altogether more abusive and homicidal in this rarely lauded serial

We pour one out for the Fifth Doctor and reminisce about some of the highs and lows of his marvellous era