River marries a robot and pterodactyls prefer sandwiches in this timey-wimey romp!
In Holy Roman Emperor Winston Churchill’s Britain it’s always 5:02 o’clock somewhere.
Lucky for Winnie, he has a soothsayer he can call upon to regale him with crazy stories about a world when time used to work and wasn’t disintegrating the fabric of reality.
When the Silence shows up to cut short this hirsute hobo’s shaggy doc stories, secret agent Amy Pond and her captive captain Williams get this garrulous geezer to Giza.
The Doctor’s ready to call it quits and River’s poised to sacrifice it all for her marriage. Only a wedding can save the life of the doctor, the universe and everything.