Definitely-not-a-monk invites newish companion Clara Oswald into his snog box
Run-of-the-mill internet luddite, Clara Oswald, is busy scavenging a bereaved family’s wifi when the woman in the shop advises her to call the best helpline in the universe and she’s put through to the Doctor, moonlighting as a mad monk in 13th Century Cumbria.
Lo, what light through yonder timeline breaks. ‘Tis her, The Impossible Girl and the start of the Clarathon.
Something great and intelligent has employed a band of big data stooges to harvest human minds through the internet and soon set their sights on her.
Coincidentally, this all happens just as the Doctor arrives on her doorstep a time jump and a bowtie later. And together, they embark on a mission-cute to save mankind from everlasting digitisation while at the same time taking in the sights of London.