A monarch fleeing genocide hides among alien tourists at a Welsh Butlin’s where no one reacts to her green baby
Landing on a super interesting space station, the Seventh Doctor and Mel B win a free trip to 1959’s Disneyland which elicits in said companion an inordinate level of exuberance. Thus, with a legitimate reason to adhere to budget cuts this week, off they plop to our part of the galaxy where they bump into a satellite and crash in Wales, thus avoiding the further cost of a trip across the pond. Also along for the ride is a white-clad, silver-egg-toting princess from a war torn world populated by green dudes battling bad guys dressed in black. Wonder if that’s going to factor in.
It will! Gavrok, leader of the bad guys, is after the princess for a reason we’re not privy to, and thanks to the interventions of a bounty hunter we won’t explore further, travels from his world that we learn nothing more about, to Wales, which is much cheaper. Now, with all protagonists, tourists, bad guys, a beekeeper and two American spies about whom we’ll learn nothing more, assembled at a Butlin’s, action, adventure and rock’n’roll are sure to ensue.
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